Joke of the day

[wesward]

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls ?
............ Sparky !

LOL thats awesome

 

[Jim L]

A joke for today only.....3/14

Don't talk to pi.....he just goes on forever....

 

[MikeJr]

Matthew turned 6 years old last week. Out of the blue he asks me:

Matthew: Dad, what do beavers eat as a snack?

Me:....?

Matthew: Wood chips!!!

Then he explained to me that chips are a snack...

He's so fing cute,
Mike

 

[Jim L]

If you see someone shoplifting at an Apple store would that make you an iWitness?

 

[NotForHire]

 

[NotForHire]

 

[NotForHire]

 

[JACKBURTON]

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He's probably hauling that flatbed reefer load out of Texas that they had posted this morning.

 

[NotForHire]

ME POSTING CT TO IL - ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN DELIVER NEXT DAY?

 

[LrgCar]

ME POSTING CT TO IL - ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN DELIVER NEXT DAY?

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FoR Yu BrAtHer, i Do aIR FrEiGht fOR rAilL pRicE..

 

[NotForHire]

 

[markhamboy]

 

[MikeJr]

Everyone is in the dumps about rates and business, time for a 2 second break to take your mind off all of that...


Have you ever got a serious sunburn at an amusement park, then convinced your wife and son to go on a 200 foot high roller coaster and then when you knew where the camera was; broke out Blue Steele?

https://www.valleyfair.com/rides-experiences/wild-thing - this is the one, it was pretty cool.

Have you? If not, you haven't lived yet!! Just saying...