Joke of the day
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A joke for today only.....3/14
Don't talk to pi.....he just goes on forever....
Don't talk to pi.....he just goes on forever....
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Matthew turned 6 years old last week. Out of the blue he asks me:
Matthew: Dad, what do beavers eat as a snack?
Me:....?
Matthew: Wood chips!!!
Then he explained to me that chips are a snack...
He's so fing cute,
Mike
Matthew: Dad, what do beavers eat as a snack?
Me:....?
Matthew: Wood chips!!!
Then he explained to me that chips are a snack...
He's so fing cute,
Mike
If you see someone shoplifting at an Apple store would that make you an iWitness?
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He's probably hauling that flatbed reefer load out of Texas that they had posted this morning.
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ME POSTING CT TO IL - ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN DELIVER NEXT DAY?
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Everyone is in the dumps about rates and business, time for a 2 second break to take your mind off all of that...
Have you ever got a serious sunburn at an amusement park, then convinced your wife and son to go on a 200 foot high roller coaster and then when you knew where the camera was; broke out Blue Steele?
https://www.valleyfair.com/rides-experiences/wild-thing - this is the one, it was pretty cool.
Have you? If not, you haven't lived yet!! Just saying...
Have you ever got a serious sunburn at an amusement park, then convinced your wife and son to go on a 200 foot high roller coaster and then when you knew where the camera was; broke out Blue Steele?
https://www.valleyfair.com/rides-experiences/wild-thing - this is the one, it was pretty cool.
Have you? If not, you haven't lived yet!! Just saying...
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Its Friday so what the heck.....Dad joke number 426
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh???
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Nothing, it was on the house........
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh???
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Nothing, it was on the house........
There was a man driving down the road behind an 18-wheeler, at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door. After seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.
When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out and started banging on the trailer door. The motorist went up to him and said, “I don’t mean to be nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?”
To which the trucker replied, “Sorry, can’t talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries and a 10-ton limit, so I have to keep half of them flying at all times.”
When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out and started banging on the trailer door. The motorist went up to him and said, “I don’t mean to be nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?”
To which the trucker replied, “Sorry, can’t talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries and a 10-ton limit, so I have to keep half of them flying at all times.”
A trucker is driving slowly down the road in the winter, when at a red light, a woman gets out of her car and talks to him.
“Excuse me, sir, you are spilling your cargo.”
The woman gets back in her car, and when the light turns green, the driver keeps trucking.
At the next red light, the woman gets out of her car and says again, “Excuse me sir, you are spilling your cargo.”
Greenlight, the trucker keeps driving.
The third red light, the woman gets out, and before she can repeat herself, the trucker says “Excuse me, ma’am, I am driving a salt truck in Ontario!”
“Excuse me, sir, you are spilling your cargo.”
The woman gets back in her car, and when the light turns green, the driver keeps trucking.
At the next red light, the woman gets out of her car and says again, “Excuse me sir, you are spilling your cargo.”
Greenlight, the trucker keeps driving.
The third red light, the woman gets out, and before she can repeat herself, the trucker says “Excuse me, ma’am, I am driving a salt truck in Ontario!”
I know we all shouldn't be joking about a real world issue... but this crap actually happens... sad world when we need signage.
